please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend
When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.
dumbledore dabbed at every single speech he gave at hogwarts, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story
i love this person and the chilly basement apartment we share and the light that comes through our window when we wake up beside each other every morning
time: *makes me bolder*
children: *get older*
me: *gets older too*
you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.
one thing i really like about myself is how im the greatest person alive